i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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