It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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