i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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