you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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