4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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