these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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