butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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