Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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