He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize
