Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
