Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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