Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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