there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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