I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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