Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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