Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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