Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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