oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
