so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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