No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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