Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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