how hairy? two words: wookie tits
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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