dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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