Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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