My nipple is on Facebook.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Congratulations! We have a period
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