can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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