did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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