I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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