I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Boobs are out for the taking
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
