Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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