quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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