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More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.

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I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon

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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened

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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.

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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.

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Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?

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how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.

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Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.

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