U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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