His pubic hair was longer than his dick
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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