You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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