She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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