She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Welp...herpes.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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