She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
that's an acceptable place to lick
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
The struggles of a small town man whore
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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