I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
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