I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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