and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
She's not a foreskin expert like you
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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