M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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