out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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