I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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