is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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