ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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