I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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Do I have a choice?
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He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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