you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
organizing the empties. That sober.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Randomize
