TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She even gives head with a lisp.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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