that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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